My puppy Kibbles would like you to be made aware of the hardships that he has been experiencing in my home. He is, at this particular time, considering applications for a new home. Preferably one that doesn’t require him to wear this cone thing that won’t allow him to clean his wounds of surgery.
His wounds are also a point of contention. He would like you to know that while he does still love me, he does make it abundantly clear that my affections are not to be awarded at such time. If you’d like to apply for ownership, you can address your e-mail to Kibbles in care of the V… Family and send it via satellite, he should receive the transmission loud and clear.